I’m the walrus

(John Lennon & Paul McCartney)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run 
Like pigs from a gun, 
See how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday,
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g’joob.

Mister City P’liceman sitting
Pretty little p’licemen in a row.
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the Sky,
See how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. 
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

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Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Element’ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
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